uzzaper si alyssa
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pipol h8 me coz im a hartbrker liar. dey nver knew s dat b4 i bcme dis d**n me somebody broke me too
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Post by uzzaper si alyssa on Apr 19, 2008 18:05:29 GMT 8
may joke din ako.. hahaha
pasyente: doktor, bakit ganito ang operation sa ulo ko?halos kita na ang utak ko.
doktor: okey lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na OPEN MINDED.... hahaha
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uzzaper si alyssa
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pipol h8 me coz im a hartbrker liar. dey nver knew s dat b4 i bcme dis d**n me somebody broke me too
Posts: 522
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Post by uzzaper si alyssa on Apr 19, 2008 18:08:18 GMT 8
pasyente: magkano ang facelift?
doktora: complete treatment ay P145,000
pasyente: mahal!!! ano ba ang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata?
doktora: eto tsupon, P20 lang!
hahaha
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kimi09
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idiot_named_kimi09@yahoo.com
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Post by kimi09 on Apr 20, 2008 20:03:24 GMT 8
ahaha Ponkan at Mansanas sa loob ng ref,, Ponkan: "Grabe! Ang lamig naman dito sa ref! Parang ndi ko na kaya! Mansanas: "Hala... Nagsasalitang ponkan? ?" ==================
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☺cherry☻
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☺☺I lOvE mY sElF..!☻☻
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Post by ☺cherry☻ on Apr 25, 2008 20:56:30 GMT 8
Bobo: pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula ng letter A Pare: approachable? Bobo: mali Pare: amiable Bobo: mali pa rin Pare: o sige, sirit na nga Bobo: Anest
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☺cherry☻
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☺☺I lOvE mY sElF..!☻☻
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Post by ☺cherry☻ on Apr 25, 2008 20:57:51 GMT 8
May magkasintahan nagsa-star gazing: BF : Luv, anong zodiac sign mo? GF : Zodiac sign? Ano yon? BF : Yung Horoscope mo. Gaya ko, sa 'kin Cancer. GF : Ah, ganun? Sa 'kin Almoranas!
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Post by janna101 on Jun 24, 2008 14:12:37 GMT 8
Si Juan nagtanong sa tatay niya....
Juan: Tay' ano ang ibig sabihin ng sex? Tatay:Anak , pag ang lalaki at babae ay nagmamahalan sila ay nagpapakasal ......tapos ginagawa nila ito para mag kaanak. Juan: Tay' ang haba naman ng sinabi niyo!! hindi kakasiya sa biodata ko!!
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Post by janna101 on Jun 25, 2008 19:24:25 GMT 8
Pedro & Berto Pedro: Saan ka galing, p're?
Berto: Sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Pedro: Bakit puro kalmot ang mukha at braso mo?
Berto: Mahirap ilibing eh, lumalaban!
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Post by janna101 on Jun 25, 2008 19:27:57 GMT 8
meron pa ako meron pa akong ihihirit!! A song for our Honorable Politicians, Congressmen and Senators, Mayors and Governors: (To the tune of Boom Tarat-Tarat) "BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT, BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT, KURAKOT, KURAKOT, BOOM BOOM BOOM!" *************************************** Tatay to anak TATAY: Bagsak ka na nman! Ba't di mo gayahin si Pedro? Palaging may honor. ANAK: Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro. TATAY: Bakit naman? ANAK: Matalino tatay nun! ****************************** oh akala niyo tapos na ? hindi pa meron pa sige pramis isa na lang!!! Erap at Starbucks Erap: Waiter, isang kape nga! Waiter: Sir, decaf ho ba? Erap: Syempre! Bobo! Lahat ng kape, de cup! Bakit, may nakaplato ba?! oh ayan muna para ngayun bukas ulit!!!!
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sky~chan
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....cheer up, life doesn't end with just one heartache....
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Post by sky~chan on Jul 6, 2008 13:06:46 GMT 8
ako din, may joke din ako hehehe..........
........GIRL NA PA-SOSYAL SA BUS............
GIRL: manong konduktor, can you get my luggage please? its too heavy kasi eh.
KONDUKTOR: saan dito Ms?
GIRL: ahm, ayun ho (sabay turo) yung sako........
hehehe ang OA nung girl, sako lang pala...toinkzzz.......
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AmPyRoSe
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Smile, because it's easier than explaining why you're so sad.
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Post by AmPyRoSe on Jul 6, 2008 19:46:05 GMT 8
A girl asking permission from her nanay
Girl: O nay alis na po kmi Nanay:sige 'nak,basta't wag kayong magpapapagabi..umuwi kayo ng maaga ha Girl: Opo nay
Next day... Nanay:Pesteng bata ka! ba't madaling araw ka nang umuwi Girl: Eh sabi nyo nay huwag magpapagabi ng uwi e,
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AmPyRoSe
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Smile, because it's easier than explaining why you're so sad.
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Post by AmPyRoSe on Jul 6, 2008 19:52:12 GMT 8
Doc: Ano po ba ang nangyari sa tenga niyo?
A: Namamalantsa po ako tumawag si Ate ,plantsa po ang nadampot ko hindi celphone
Doc: Ganun ba? E sa kabilang tenga?
A: walanghiyang ate ko o...tumawag ba naman ulit
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AmPyRoSe
Junior Member
Smile, because it's easier than explaining why you're so sad.
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Post by AmPyRoSe on Jul 6, 2008 19:54:52 GMT 8
2 pma cadet Pedro: Pare may tsimis na may bading dito sa dorm natin.
Juan: Huh! Sino?
Pedro: Sasabihin ko sa iyo pero kiss muna.
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AmPyRoSe
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Smile, because it's easier than explaining why you're so sad.
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Post by AmPyRoSe on Jul 6, 2008 19:58:43 GMT 8
When I was Lost you were there, When I was down you were there, When I was bankrupt you were there, When I almost died you were there....
......Hindi kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko?
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cessy511
Junior Member
.. tHat God bLess tHe brOkeN rOad tHat LeD mE strAiGht tO yOu ..
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Post by cessy511 on Aug 5, 2008 1:53:24 GMT 8
Q: Anong isda ang nababasa sa ulan?
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A: Eh di Hito!!
Why?
*sings~ Hito akoo~ basang basa sa ulaaan~
Ok corny na!!
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cessy511
Junior Member
.. tHat God bLess tHe brOkeN rOad tHat LeD mE strAiGht tO yOu ..
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Post by cessy511 on Aug 5, 2008 1:53:53 GMT 8
Q: Anong favorite country ng mga bakla?
A: Eh di Rome!! Kasi nandun mga papa.
emf corny ba? xDD
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