cessy511
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.. tHat God bLess tHe brOkeN rOad tHat LeD mE strAiGht tO yOu ..
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Post by cessy511 on Aug 5, 2008 1:54:15 GMT 8
AMO: Inday, bakit sunog ang tenga mo? INDAY: Kasi may tumawag po kanina eh, napagkamalan kopong telepono yung plantsa! Wrong number naman pala! AMO; Eh bakit dalawang tenga mo nasunog? INDAY: Eh kasi po tumawag ulit yung TANGA!
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cessy511
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.. tHat God bLess tHe brOkeN rOad tHat LeD mE strAiGht tO yOu ..
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Post by cessy511 on Aug 5, 2008 1:55:10 GMT 8
American: Eat all you can, don't be shy, feel at home..
Filipino Translator: Kain lng kayo ng kain, wlang hiya kayo.. Pakiramdam nyo bhay nio toh
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cessy511
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.. tHat God bLess tHe brOkeN rOad tHat LeD mE strAiGht tO yOu ..
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Post by cessy511 on Aug 5, 2008 1:55:40 GMT 8
, one day ang ingay ni juan ..
TITSER: hoi juan para kang tamod!
JUAN: sir bkt po?
TITSER: ang sarap mOng paLabasin ..
, ahaha !! hanep na cOmparisoN yan !
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cessy511
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.. tHat God bLess tHe brOkeN rOad tHat LeD mE strAiGht tO yOu ..
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Post by cessy511 on Aug 5, 2008 1:56:53 GMT 8
Boy: hayop ka! ginwa mo kong tautaohan sa sakahan. pero sahod ko di tumaas! kung mmatay ako, sno mgpapakain ng pamilya ko, ikaw?!
Amo: speak english, pra taasan ko sahod mo!
Boy: Animal you!! Manman me in the farm, my salary did not climb!! If i die, who will eat my family, you?!
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cessy511
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.. tHat God bLess tHe brOkeN rOad tHat LeD mE strAiGht tO yOu ..
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Post by cessy511 on Aug 5, 2008 1:57:23 GMT 8
LOLO: Kuha mo aq ng ice cream sa ref. LOLA: Cge. LOLO: Ice cream ha? Wag ulyanin! LOLA: Aq ulyanin? Ikukuha pa kta ng paborito mo, vanilla ice cream! LOLO: Wow! Naalala mo pa paborito ko.
Lola punta kusina, balik dala hotdog.
LOLO: Ano yan? Ulyanin ka tlga! LOLA: Bkt? LOLO: Nkalimutan mo ung ketchup ..
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, wahaha !! ampupu ,
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cessy511
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.. tHat God bLess tHe brOkeN rOad tHat LeD mE strAiGht tO yOu ..
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Post by cessy511 on Aug 5, 2008 1:58:40 GMT 8
1) Contemplate - Kulang ang mga pinggan 2) Punctuation - Pera para maka-enrol 3) Ice Buko - Nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok 4) Ten acious - Sapatos na pang tennis 5) Calculator - Tawagan Kita mamaya 6) Devastation - Sakayan ng bus 7) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas 8) Statue - Ikaw ba yan? 9) Tissue - Ikaw n! Ga! 10) Predicate - Pakawalan MO ang pusa 11) Dedica te - Pinatay ang pusa 12) Aspect - Pantusok O pandurog ng yelo 13) Deduct - Ang pato 14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato) 15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato) 16) Deposit - Ang gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking) 17) City - Bago mag-utso; a number to follow six 18) Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna 19) Persuading - Unang Kasal 20) Depress - Ang nagkasal as PER SUADING 22) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat as kontrata as PERSUADING 23) It Depends - Kainin MO ang bakod 24) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11) 25) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, he DELUSION) 26) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, he DELIVERY na ang tanghalian 27) Profit - Patunayan MO 28) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balanced diet 29) Backlog - Bacon saka egg 30) Bee! Hive - Magpakatino ka 31) CD-ROM - Tingnan MO ang kwarto 32) Debug - Ang ipis 33) Defrag - Ang palaka 34) Defense - Ang bakod 35) Defer - Ang balahibo 36) Deflate - Ang Plato 37) Detest - Ang eksamin 38) Devalue - Yon ang susunod as letrang V 39) Devote - Ang boto 40) Dilemma - Brownout, a! 41) Effort - Dun nagla-land ang efflane 42) Forums - Apat na kwarto 43) July - Nagsinungaling ka ba? 44) Liturgy - What comes after litur F 45) Thesis - Ito ay...
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Post by janna101 on Aug 28, 2008 17:40:39 GMT 8
eto naman!!!
Speaking Japanese - Filipino/English to Japanese translations:
Manok - Sekken Mamaya - Sakana Joke - Biru Stereo - Akai Cook - Giza-giza Ayos - Furo oke Fingernail - Koko Laughed - Anata-wa This - Itto Small piece of cloth - Retasu Cornfield - Mais-san Hindi Masyado - Natsu Cigarette - Yoshi Ipagpaumanhin - Kamisori Is this your property? - Arimoto? Yes, this is my property.- Arikoto. Is this yours? - Sayobato? This is mine. - Sakinitu. Can I have it? - Akinato? You can have it. - Sayonato. Can we have it? - Saminato? You can have it. - Sanyonato You've grown so thin! - Kitanabutomo! We saw each other. - Kitakami. We had a big get-together. - Kitakitakami. That was I disagreeumption. - Inakarako. We will boycott the election. - Kaminoboto. Are you a victim of discrimination? - Minamatakaba? I give up. - Sukonako. Ouch! - Haraiku! What a sad life it is. - Hainaku. Is this your car? - Otomoto? Is this my car? - Otokoto? Is this your noodles? - Mikimoto? I'll take this. - Kukuninkoto. This is my desk. - Itodesko. Speechless? - Wasabe? An ampalaya (bittermelon) - Kurukurubot What are your thoughts? - Kuru-kuromo? I am thinking. - Munimuniko. Are you playing the guitar? - Gigitaraka? Is this your underwear? - Jakeemoto? Are you annoyed already? - Iniskanabane? You're crazy!!! - Sirauromo!!!
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marialuz143
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hello gUyszz....this is teNsai Na kAwAii na si mehh....da adorable hiMe heRe....
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Post by marialuz143 on Oct 4, 2008 11:56:50 GMT 8
hahaha....nakakaloka ang mga jokes dito.....
mamamatay ako sa kakatawa........pero ayaw ko pang mamatay ... hindi ko pa na conquer ang whole universe....at hindi ko pah nakikita ang prince charming ko....
hmmmm...
girl 1: hey girl nakakakita ka na ng multo? gurl 2: oo naman...ikaw? girl1: hindi pah rin....paano ba makakakita sa kanila.... gurl 2 : gustoh mo ng advice kung papaano..? girl1: oo, alam moh? gurl 2: opcorse!! naman , ako pah! tensai ata to... girl 1: sige nga sabihin mo. gurl 2: gawin mo to in midnight....12 oclock talaga ng gabi ha!! girl1: chigi! gurl 2: humarap ka sa salamin sigurado akong makakakita ka ng multo!!!
hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!corney ano?
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marialuz143
Senior Member
hello gUyszz....this is teNsai Na kAwAii na si mehh....da adorable hiMe heRe....
Posts: 1,387
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Post by marialuz143 on Oct 19, 2008 20:59:37 GMT 8
may pencil ka ba?
oo.
pahiram naman.
sige, pero wag mong gamitin
bakit naman,..
hihiramin mo lang naman ...di mo naman gagamitin...
toiksss...
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iresh
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wahh.this is how I look like this pass days.
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Post by iresh on Oct 31, 2008 16:29:57 GMT 8
..ako nga rin
juan:lintik na sabon to ayaw bumula!! pedro:panu yan bubula??hindi naman basa ang katawan mo..tanga!
juan:siyempre!4 dry skin to!bobo!!
sana tawanan nyo rin ang patawang unggoy ko..
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marialuz143
Senior Member
hello gUyszz....this is teNsai Na kAwAii na si mehh....da adorable hiMe heRe....
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Post by marialuz143 on Nov 4, 2008 17:51:16 GMT 8
ito....spell cat...
C-A-T...correct
spell dog..
D-O-G....correct
spell fish
F-I-S-H...correct
spell your name
M-A-R-I-A L-U-Z
bakit???
ang tama ay...Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E.
TOINKK....
oi tumawa naman kayo!!!!!!!! ....MALI...
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afa-chan
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im tensai and kawaii mana kay neney and tatay
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Post by afa-chan on Nov 5, 2008 22:04:28 GMT 8
;D ;D ;D
nakakatawa!!!!!!!!!
hahahhahah...
naiyak ako sa kakatawa!!!!!
;D
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marialuz143
Senior Member
hello gUyszz....this is teNsai Na kAwAii na si mehh....da adorable hiMe heRe....
Posts: 1,387
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Post by marialuz143 on Nov 6, 2008 21:11:07 GMT 8
;D ;D ;D nakakatawa!!!!!!!!! hahahhahah... naiyak ako sa kakatawa!!!!! ;D thanks for laughing ;D ;D ;D ;D hahahahh..... ako rin tatawa,,,,,,,,, ;D
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marialuz143
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hello gUyszz....this is teNsai Na kAwAii na si mehh....da adorable hiMe heRe....
Posts: 1,387
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Post by marialuz143 on Nov 6, 2008 21:32:56 GMT 8
o...sino pang may joke dyan.....
wag ng pahuli...go go go....
make us laugh.....make us happy....hahahahha
sabay tayong tumawa,,,,,hahahahha
this is tensaii na kawaii na si mehhh love yah all.....i also love myself.....
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afa-chan
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im tensai and kawaii mana kay neney and tatay
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Post by afa-chan on Nov 11, 2008 21:26:24 GMT 8
magjoke pa kayo..
hehehhe..
ala kasi akong alam na joke...
;D ;D ;D
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