ninia
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ako yan, after kong makita ang digicam namin, picture2 time!!!
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Post by ninia on Jun 25, 2007 9:01:27 GMT 8
anak: tay may manok sa kusina tinutuka ung bigas! tatay: paalisin mo! anak: oy manok alis ka daw! tatay: tanga! takutin mo kasi! anak: manok mumu ako! awoooo! tatay: hindi bugawin mo! anak: boss chix? 50 lang o! tumutuka to!
ehehehe...^-^
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ninia
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ako yan, after kong makita ang digicam namin, picture2 time!!!
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Post by ninia on Jul 16, 2007 14:57:02 GMT 8
minsan, nagkukwentuhan tayo... tapos, bigla mong sinabi na CUTE KA...
ayun,, nauso ang "JOKE!"
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Jaerellin
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hotness isn't judge by d looks, but how you make others burn with desire.
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Post by Jaerellin on Jan 28, 2008 19:44:38 GMT 8
ayan em back!!!!! pagkatapos pasukin ng trojan virus ang computer nmn dahil sa pasaway qng kapatid na nag open ng porn site!!!!
2 UNANO GALING MOTEL!!!!!
Unano1: PRE D Q NAGALAW DATE Q KAGAV, BUTI KA PA DINIG Q HUMIHIYAW KA PA NG 1, 2, 3 UMH HAAAA!!!
Unano2: GAGO! BWELO UN. D AQ MAKA-AKYAT NG KAMA!
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Post by (~~,)mrs. nestle fuji on Mar 13, 2008 17:23:15 GMT 8
share ko aking mga jokes..........sana matawa kayo!!!!!!!!
teacher: here are the results of your final exams... si boyet lang ang nakakuha ng 99 over 100.. boyet: o ha!? ka nyo yun!? indi pa ako nag aral nun!! 99 na agad!? ako sa inyo uuwi na lang ako. sinasayang niyo tuition niyo!!! wala naman kayong binatbat!!!! teacher: and the rest got 100......
nyahahahha
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Post by (~~,)mrs. nestle fuji on Mar 13, 2008 17:25:07 GMT 8
bulag at duling nag aaway.......
bulag: hoi wag kang mag tago sa dilim duling!!!!! lumabas ka dito!!! wag kang mag tago!!! duling: in your dreams....ano ako bali!? bakit ako lalabas eh dalawa kayo!?
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☺cherry☻
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☺☺I lOvE mY sElF..!☻☻
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Post by ☺cherry☻ on Mar 16, 2008 21:31:50 GMT 8
me din meron jowk....
Old man to young boy: Can you come closer? I'm a little deaf and can't hear what you're saying from over there. Boy: I'm not talking to you -- I'm chewing gum! ........ hehehee
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☺cherry☻
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☺☺I lOvE mY sElF..!☻☻
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Post by ☺cherry☻ on Mar 16, 2008 21:33:04 GMT 8
Nervous mountain climber to his guide: This rock face we're climbing looks very dangerous. Do people often fall off it? Guide: No, once is generally all it takes.
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Jaerellin
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hotness isn't judge by d looks, but how you make others burn with desire.
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Post by Jaerellin on Mar 18, 2008 19:04:59 GMT 8
Girlfriend: baby laro tau ng taguan.pag nakita mo ko sex tau.!!! Boyfriend: ok!!! pero pano kapag hindi kita nakita? Girlfriend: eiw!!! kainis ka!!! dun ako magtatago sa likod ng kabinet!!!
nyek!!!!
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☺cherry☻
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☺☺I lOvE mY sElF..!☻☻
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Post by ☺cherry☻ on Mar 22, 2008 21:43:30 GMT 8
umulan man ng CPON, umambon man ng LUGA, at humangin man ng UTOT, kht bumaha ng IHI, kumidlat ng KULANGOT AT MUTA,
"KAIBIGAN" p rin kita....
gnyan ka katindi....!
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☺cherry☻
Senior Member
☺☺I lOvE mY sElF..!☻☻
Posts: 2,564
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Post by ☺cherry☻ on Mar 22, 2008 22:23:41 GMT 8
minsan sa buhay q... lumuha.. nasaktan.. nabaliw.. ndapa.. naghabol.. naglaway..
CLA SAKEN..!
xnpreiba aq eh.!
ngiti pa lang pamatay nah...hehehehe! (-.^)
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☺cherry☻
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☺☺I lOvE mY sElF..!☻☻
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Post by ☺cherry☻ on Mar 22, 2008 22:26:31 GMT 8
anak: anu ang english ang UTOT? itay: WIND OF CHANGE anak: kapag wlng 2nog? itay: SOUND OF SILENCE. anak: kpag my ksamang tae? itay: DUST IN THE WIND.!
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juLie
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Post by juLie on Mar 24, 2008 22:13:00 GMT 8
Things you DON"T want to hear during surgery:
1. san ung gunting na bago? bat kinakalawang na 'to?
2. 10mL? may nkasurvive na ba dyan? sabi ko 5mL lng!
3. Doc, ubos na po pala ung anestisya.
4. kanna p bukas ung tyan, asan ung pantahi?
5. SUNOG! SUNOG!! LABAS NA KAUNG LHAT!!
^_^
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Post by victoria on Apr 13, 2008 21:52:08 GMT 8
i got this jokes from a forum from crunchyroll Before the marriage He: Yes at last, it is so hard to wait! She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! why you even asking She: Will you kiss me? He: YES! She: Will you hit me? He: NO way! I'm not such kind of person. She: Can I trust you? He: Yes She: Oh honey NOW AFTER THE MARRIAGE *READ IT BACKWARD FROM BELOW TO UP ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden machine with a wooden wheel? - It wooden start.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sa Math Class... Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na? Banong: 2 po mam! Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho? Banong: 4 na piraso po! Teacher: Hinati ko ulit. Banong: 8 piraso po. Teacher: Hinati ko pa. Banong: 16 po mam. Teacher: Hinati ko pa? Banong: 32 piraso na po! Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit? Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti) Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati? Banong: Ay susmaryosep mam! GINILING napo! GINILING!!!
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Post by victoria on Apr 13, 2008 21:55:38 GMT 8
Tatay: Junior! Patunayan mong hindi ha bading, isigaw mo lahat ng sasabihin ko, baril! Junior: Baril! Tatay: Bala! Junior: Bala! Tatay: Armalite! Junior: Armalite! Tatay: Gwapo! ... ... ... Junior: Saan?! ------------------------------------------------------- Amo: Inday paalisin mo nga ung pulubi salabas ng bahay <lumabas si inday> Inday: Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashd display of vagrant destitution! Pulubi: Oh! I'm so ashamed... Such a mansion of social climbing freaks... --------------------------------------------------------- Im propagating a unicameral form of indiosincrasy occuring malevolently in a clasterubial brain..... in short... nakatungaga... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- BOY: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! Lahat ng ginagawa ko puro mali! Lagi nalang ako mali!!! Di 'nyo na ako mahal! AMA: Nagkakamali ka anak? BOY: Shet! Mali na naman ako!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Magsyota naglalakad sa park: GF: Hon, ihi muna ako BF: Dyan ka nalang sa damuhan... Habang umiihi, kinapkap ni BF ang legs ni GF nang may mahawakan syang mahaba sa gitna nito... BF: Anak ng?! Bading ka ba o nagpalit na ng kasarian?? GF: Sira! Nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon? Tumatae na ako? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Sa loob ng Mall) GUY: LOVE, yan ang dati kong girlfriend. Jowa: Ang pangit pangit naman! GUY: Wala akong magagawa, yan talaga ang weakness ko ever since... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MRS: hon, am I pretty or ugly? MR: uhm.. both.. MRS: anong both? Pwedeng pretty and ugly? MR: ang ibig ko sabihin, you're pretty ugly. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science? PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am! TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science? PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.
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Post by `suMMerfieL- on Apr 18, 2008 14:02:35 GMT 8
sa bahay...
nay:buntis ka ano??
anak:opo nay.. project namin para sa miracle of life...
nay:ano???cno ama nyan???
anak:marami po eh...
group project kasi...
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