afa-chan
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im tensai and kawaii mana kay neney and tatay
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Post by afa-chan on Dec 12, 2008 11:12:28 GMT 8
wahhh..
sige pa mag joke pa keu..
heheheh..
nakakatuwa tu..
nyhahhahah
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sky~chan
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....cheer up, life doesn't end with just one heartache....
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Post by sky~chan on Dec 13, 2008 10:10:17 GMT 8
hmmmm......
nauubusan na talaga ako ng joke...
hehehe...
kayo nalang mag joke gals.....
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☺cherry☻
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☺☺I lOvE mY sElF..!☻☻
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Post by ☺cherry☻ on Dec 13, 2008 17:46:52 GMT 8
dami koe fa sanag joke., kaso., tamad na ako magtype., hahaha
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sammae18
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Post by sammae18 on Dec 14, 2008 13:08:16 GMT 8
`pasali... ahihi...
one day.. may dumaang lalaki..
parrot: uie pangit! pangit! pangit!
lalaki: cge.. sabihin mo pa iyan sa akin papatayin kita!
next day...
parrot: ppsssstttt...
pangit: bkit?
parrot: yun ba?!
t0ink! corny noh?.. wala lng.. nkikisabad.. haha
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sammae18
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Post by sammae18 on Dec 14, 2008 13:21:03 GMT 8
huwag!
Pari: Huwag mag-sex sa tubig, hindi ka naman isda. Huwag mag-sex sa damuhan, hindi ka naman hayop. Higit sa lahat, huwag kang mag-sex sa likod ng simbahan, hindi ka naman Pari!
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sammae18
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Post by sammae18 on Dec 14, 2008 13:25:53 GMT 8
Bagong Estudyante
It was the first day of school and a new student named Tomas, the son of a Filipino immigrant, entered the sixth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Tomas, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?
Again, no response except from Tomas: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said Tomas.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Tomas, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Filipinos."
"Who said that?" she demanded. Tomas put his hand up. "John Pershing, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Tomas says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Tomas jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little nuts. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Tomas frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh nutst, we're in BIG trouble!"
Tomas said, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
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sky~chan
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....cheer up, life doesn't end with just one heartache....
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Post by sky~chan on Dec 14, 2008 15:27:31 GMT 8
heheh...sammae.... welcome here...
buti naman at nakapunta ka...
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sammae18
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Post by sammae18 on Dec 15, 2008 17:13:21 GMT 8
` ahihi.. uu nga eh.. thank y0u ha?! ` tingnan mo, nakisabad na din ako! haha
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sammae18
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Post by sammae18 on Dec 15, 2008 17:13:53 GMT 8
(1)bingi: tol pupunta ka ba ng palengke?
(2)bingi:hindi tol, pupunta ako ng palengke.
(1)bingi:ah.. akala ko pupunta ka ng palengke. e.
t0g0inks!..
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iresh
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wahh.this is how I look like this pass days.
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Post by iresh on Dec 15, 2008 18:25:59 GMT 8
huwag! Pari: Huwag mag-sex sa tubig, hindi ka naman isda. Huwag mag-sex sa damuhan, hindi ka naman hayop. Higit sa lahat, huwag kang mag-sex sa likod ng simbahan, hindi ka naman Pari! HEHEHE..KAW HA..AYI..
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sky~chan
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Post by sky~chan on Dec 15, 2008 20:45:52 GMT 8
ok nga yan sammae eh hehe
o sige lang sa pag post ng mga jokes...
kasi nauubusan na kami rito ng jokes eh ehehe
kakatuwa ang mga jokes mo....
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☺cherry☻
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☺☺I lOvE mY sElF..!☻☻
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Post by ☺cherry☻ on Dec 16, 2008 6:07:48 GMT 8
dami ng jokes? xnxa na tamad fa ako., mag back thread., jijij
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afa-chan
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im tensai and kawaii mana kay neney and tatay
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Post by afa-chan on Dec 16, 2008 14:55:42 GMT 8
nyahhahha..katawa nmn keu..
nyahhahha..
hehehhehhe...
sige pa..mag joke pa keu..
hehehehhe
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☺cherry☻
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☺☺I lOvE mY sElF..!☻☻
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Post by ☺cherry☻ on Dec 17, 2008 6:19:50 GMT 8
BOY: in physics, i know we r asl matter,, we cant accupy the same space at the same time! kaya aalis na lang ako!
GIRL: bat ganun? geomatrically pra taung mga parallel lyns, oiling point! now, my heart s getting to its freezing point!
++GANITO MAG "LQ" ANG MAG SHOTANG PAREHONG MATAAS ANG "IQ"++
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sky~chan
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....cheer up, life doesn't end with just one heartache....
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Post by sky~chan on Dec 18, 2008 21:28:51 GMT 8
wahhhhhhh
hehehhe....
post pa kayo ng jokes
hehe....
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